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For those TDE readers who are in the dating world, this is for you: 40 Catholic Pick Up Lines. Some of them are pretty lame, but my nineteen-year-old daughter had identified these as her favorites:

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Are you a penitential season? ‘Cause I’d give up anything for you.

It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

I think I’m called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

I’m doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I’d like to be Marian you.