If Catholics led the good life that I see in my Mormon acquaintances, there would be no other churches. If we could just combine the Mormon goodness that its members exhibit (leavened with a little bit of wine) and combine it with Catholic theology, we’d have a real powerhouse. Alas, the Mormon theology doesn’t quite line up. Click here for a funny red-lined rendition of the Apostle’s Creed, LDS-style. If this offends any of my Mormon readers, my apologies, but I don’t think I have any (are they coming for BYCU?).