Category: Humor

Friday

BYCU I decided I hadn’t been spending nearly enough time at Modern Drunkard Magazine, so I decided to surf around it last weekend during the Detroit Lions game. I …

Tuesday

Zombie Me Dien Ho asks, What’s So Bad About Being A Zombie? This passage, especially the last line, cracked me up: he life of a zombie has characteristics many …

Humorous

H.I.F. Conan: Pope Francis is reportedly selling his Harley-Davidson motorcycle. When asked why he was selling it, he said, “When I get it over 30 miles an hour, it’s …

Saturday

Weekend Miscellany Glorious day: Very few commitments, other than two girls soccer games. If I get out in time, I’ll stroll over to the high school baseball field and …

Good Late Night

“Newt Gingrich has criticized “New York elites” who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.” Letterman “Happy birthday to Zsa Zsa …

Friday

Received in an Email Politically-incorrect humor: I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come …

Wednesday

Received in an Email These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words: A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will …

Some Good Late Night Lines

Conan: ‘President Obama gave a nationally televised speech about Libya. The speech was titled, “No, I wasn’t born there.'” Kimmel: “President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent …

Thursday

Thursday Miscellany I guess we have an Arab Miss America, which is fine with me, but this line from the Detroit Free Press puzzles me: “she is the first …