Category: Humor
“The Real O’Neals” Simply Points Out that Catholicism Sucks Executives at ABC are encouraged by criticism leveled at the network’s upcoming sitcom, “The Real O’Neals.” “It’s not like we …
BYCU I decided I hadn’t been spending nearly enough time at Modern Drunkard Magazine, so I decided to surf around it last weekend during the Detroit Lions game. I …
Zombie Me Dien Ho asks, What’s So Bad About Being A Zombie? This passage, especially the last line, cracked me up: he life of a zombie has characteristics many …
H.I.F. Conan: Pope Francis is reportedly selling his Harley-Davidson motorcycle. When asked why he was selling it, he said, “When I get it over 30 miles an hour, it’s …
Weekend Miscellany Glorious day: Very few commitments, other than two girls soccer games. If I get out in time, I’ll stroll over to the high school baseball field and …
“Newt Gingrich has criticized “New York elites” who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.” Letterman “Happy birthday to Zsa Zsa …
Received in an Email Politically-incorrect humor: I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come …
Received in an Email These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words: A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will …
Joke. A man is at a cocktail party. An angel appears and reveals to the crowd that the man had recently risked his life to save a little girl. …
Conan: ‘President Obama gave a nationally televised speech about Libya. The speech was titled, “No, I wasn’t born there.'” Kimmel: “President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent …
Received in an Email One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When …
Thursday Miscellany I guess we have an Arab Miss America, which is fine with me, but this line from the Detroit Free Press puzzles me: “she is the first …
