Crazy Goblins

Ah yes, the Tsikamutanda Wiccan sect, coming soon to a First Amendment extremism party near you:

A self-styled traditional healer popularly known as tsikamutanda, was on Monday seriously burnt by a suspected goblin, which he was allegedly trying to get rid of during a cleansing ceremony at one of his client's homestead in Lalapanzi.

Tsikamutandas are dubious inyanga who are roaming most parts of the country claiming that they can get rid of witches and tikoloshis.

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The source of the story is newzimbabwe.com, which dubs itself "The best Zimbabwe news site on the world wide web." Quite the claim. Maybe we'll dub ourselves "The best blog ran by a father of seven children in Michigan."