Leno on Scientism

"Scientists in Israel have developed a libido meter which measures a person's sexual desire. Is this new? Don't guys already come with a libido meter?"

Leno on the Cosmetic Culture:

"Ed Schantz, the man who invented Botox, passed away this week at the age of 96. Many people in Hollywood were saddened by the news. You couldn't tell by looking at their faces, but they were."