Another pre-programmed post:
One of the best Elvis voice performances. He really nails it at the end (I could use a little less arm waving, but it's still good stuff):
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Words whose meanings contradict one another:
ӢBILL ("monetary note" and "statement of debt")
ӢBUCKLE ("to secure" and "to collapse")
ӢCLEAVE ("to separate" and "to bring together")
ӢDOWNHILL ("progressively easier" and "progressively worse")
ӢDUST ("to add dust" and "to remove dust")
ӢFAST ("quick-moving" and "immobile")
ӢGARNISH ("to add to" and "to take from")
ӢOVERSIGHT ("attention" and "inattention")
ӢSANCTION ("to permit" and "to restrict")
And TABLE means both "to present for consideration" and "to remove from consideration."