Manure Theft
"In Rockport, Mass., a chaired professor of economics at Harvard, Martin Weitzman, was charged with larceny after a farmer said Weitzman has long been trespassing and hauling away manure for his own nearby farm, thus denying the farmer his market price of $35 per truckload."
Couldn't Weitzman have just used the stuff they teach at Harvard?
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Thanks to News of the Weird .