PSA

Posting should be light today. Eric Scheske is on assignment, going undercover as a Vatican agent of B16 to undermine democracy in the Midwest in order to clear the way for a B-Squared (Bush-Benedict) theocracy. His assignment today is to penetrate public libraries and tear the Bill of Rights from all reference books. He will also start to plant the first two volumes of the bogus work, "Forgotten Writings of the Presidents," on library shelves. The first book is a re-working of Pius X's Syllabus Condemning the Errors of the Modernists that is attributed to Teddy Roosevelt. The other is a similar project, re-working Forty Years Having Passed under FDR's name. (Don't worry about the selection of presidents with regard to the particular writings. That's irrelevant. We're just looking for big names. Believability doesn't really matter since many Americans will believe most anything--witness The DaVinci Code).