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# It Don't Get No Better Than This
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/808/
- Published: 2005-04-28T22:04:24.000Z
- Updated: 2005-04-28T22:04:24.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

They got themselves a dilemma in Oregon.

Salmon are an endangered species. They're bottle-necked somewhere along the Columbia River. Sea lions--carrying substantial clout as protected species under the federal 1972 Marine Mammal Protection Act--are eating them like popcorn. Authorities don't know how to stop the slaughter.

Sea lions appear to be intellectually immune to rational argument. [Link](http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/print?id=707803&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).