You're Suing the Pope?

This reminds us of that Eddie Murphy stand-up routine about Mehmet All Agca: "He shot the pope?" I guess he "wanted to go to Hell, but didn't want to stand in line with everybody," so he's taking the "Hell Express."

Three Houston-area men used a letter written by Pope Benedict XVI while he was a cardinal as the basis for a lawsuit against the Catholic Church, Local 2 reported in an exclusive story Tuesday.
The men claim that they are victims of the church's sex scandal and that a letter written by then-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is proof that he conspired to keep claims of sex abuse secret.

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