Protecting Europe's Children

Well, when you figure dogs have replaced children in Europe, this law makes a lot of sense. Link. Excerpt:

Dog owners in Turin will be fined up to 500 euros ($650) if they don't walk their pets at least three times a day, under a new law from the city's council.

People will also be banned from dyeing their pets' fur or "any form of animal mutilation" for merely aesthetic motives such as docking dogs' tails, under the law about to be passed in the northern Italian city.