And It Ain't a Marsha and Greg Brady Situation, Either

Here's a great story that'll get the ACLU mad: authorities in Alabama arrested a brother and sister for, ah, well, impropriety. It appears they were pretty drunk, but it was fully consensual. Link.

Needless to say, this kind of conduct falls into the two-consenting-adults/do-as-thou-wilt category of the Modern Creed. How can anyone condemn these fun-loving Bradies?