Relativism in Religion

"A woman who was fired by Costco in 2001 for refusing to remove her eyebrow ring has accused the company of religious discrimination, saying she is a member of the Church of Body Modification." Link.

Makes sense. If being a porn star is ethically no different for lawyers than being a yogurt salesman, the Church of Body Modification must be as legitimate as, say, the Southern Methodists. We also know people who worship at the Altar of Booze and pray to the Porcelain God, often in the same 12-hour period. We need to get their religious rights secured soon, too, or we're looking at Fascism.