Wal-Slabbers

Don't give them any ideas. Next thing you know, they'll be driving the local morticians out of business, too.

Archaeologists have found what they believe are the 5,000-year-old remains of two American Indians at a southern Jefferson County site planned for development.
Bone fragments were unearthed last week during an archaeological survey of a 55-acre site near Interstate 65 and Outer Loop slated for a Wal-Mart, restaurants and condominiums.

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