Oh, But She's a Stay-At-Home Mom

The Detroit Free Press ran an article about a suburban Detroit mother who appeared in Playboy's "Real Desperate Housewives" pictorial. We're acquainted with her suburb; it's fairly upscale. But the woman is still trash and not even very good looking. LINK. Excerpt:

Q: The pictorial title is "Real Desperate Housewives," but you're not even a housewife!

A: I was married before. Divorced. So I am a housewife without the ring on my finger. I've lived with my boyfriend for 4 1/2 years. ... I don't work. I stay home. I take care of my child.

Q: Have you broached the subject with your 6-year-old son?

A: He's actually my No. 1 fan other than my boyfriend, of course. Yeah, he thinks mama took an absolutely beautiful photo. He did say, 'Mama, why'd you have to take ALL your clothes off?' I did tell him, 'Well, sweetie, that's the beauty of Playboy. That's what Playboy's all about, is being nude and showing it in a beautiful way and very tasteful.' ... He says to me, 'Mama, now that you're a star does that mean we get to go to the store and get free toys?'