Doin' Disney

Here's a reasonably-humorous article that lists 21 observations by a Disney World lover. LINK. A few excerpts:

You can get away with almost anything if you're riding in a wheelchair. But, if you're riding in a wheelchair, it is best to refrain from jumping up in celebration at the end of the fireworks shows.

Says Pal Mickey, at the souvenir shops: "Only $50 on souvenirs? You tight-fisted monster. Why do you hate your family so much?"

No matter how provocatively she dresses, no matter how flirtatiously she talks to you, no matter how much she seems to adore your kids, Princess Jasmine does not like you That Way.

Budget-minded tourists should consider a stay at the All-Star Resorts, or, as they are affectionately known in Orlando, the Projects. Says Pal Mickey, upon entering: "Oooh, a poor person, eh? I think there's some good grub in the dumpster. Wanna check?"