They Must've Studied Flowerchildren from the Sixties

We missed this one. We assume that short hair has now become the rage in Berkeley, Madison, and Ann Arbor:

Bureaucrats in North Korea's Communist Party, summarizing their understanding of the way the brain works, announced in January that, henceforth, all men would be expected to wear their hair short (two inches, maximum) in that longer hair impairs function by taking oxygen away from the nerves in the head. (Balding men would be allowed another inch for combovers, and hair length of women was not addressed.) LINK.