Pass me that Mad Dog 20/20 and the ultrasound machine: An entrepreneur claims to have invented a machine that uses ultrasound technology to turn a cheap bottle of rot gut into a vintage-tasting wine in a matter of minutes.
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It must be hard to get one of those little PBT things in his mouth: Traffic police in Romania tested a horse for alcohol after the cart it was pulling hit a man who was sitting on a bench.
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Poster (supposedly) from 1919:
But I'd need (a lot of) liquor to touch your lips in the first place.
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Why not just name it "skunk beer?" McCain and Obama beers.
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I don't care who wins. It's inane. The magician and inventor whose creation is at the centre of a multimillion-dollar lawsuit over a download that transforms the iPhone into a virtual glass of beer says he was surprised and hurt to discover that his idea had been pilfered.
