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# Brews You Can Use
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/6212/
- Published: 2008-09-05T10:39:35.000Z
- Updated: 2008-09-05T10:39:35.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Food and Drink, #wpChunk

I could use some brews. Work is piling on me like media hounds on Palin's daughter. It's a good thing, of course. It ain't getting any cheaper to feed the Seven. No one told me they eat more as they get bigger. I look forward to the day that they're old enough to drink my beer, but I wonder how expensive that'll be.

[The Catholic Beer Reviewer tells us he is making rhubarb wine](http://catholic-beer-review.blogspot.com/2008/08/rhubarb-wine-its-fermented-like-beer.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). I'd never heard of it, but I've come to realize you can make wine out of anything that ferments, even dandelions (a fact I learned from the title of Bradbury's book). No doubt the self-loathing goth types have contemplated perfectly disgusting wine possibilities. I'll let you use your imagination.

These people ferment weed? [A California brewer has won the battle against the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau to put the slogan “Try Legal Weed” on its beer caps](http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=PluckPersona&U=cce7c5f9d55442c7b8aeafa5e07cafe5&plckController=PersonaBlog&plckScript=personaScript&plckElementId=personaDest&plckPersonaPage=BlogViewPost&plckPostId=Blog%3acce7c5f9d55442c7b8aeafa5e07cafe5Post%3a1beb8c71-e14e-4cfa-87a6-8ab711e3c7d8&sid=sitelife.app.com&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Orders for the brewery's beers have doubled.

[A glass company has designed three new beer glasses:](http://www.realbeer.com/blog/?p=870&ref=thedailyeudemon.com)

![Three beer glasses.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Three-20beer-20glasses.jpg)

Those are attractive, but I'm having troubles with the name for the one designed for pilsners: "the tulip glass." Can't we come up with something manlier? The other two are the "open mouth" and the "half-liter," which are of course perfectly virile. I realize "tulip glass" is a generic name for glasses with that shape ([e.g.](http://cgi.ebay.com/6-Guinness-Beer-Pint-Tulip-Glasses-4-Different%5FW0QQitemZ290256938113QQihZ019QQcategoryZ35723QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)), but geeez, for a beer glass? Can't we call it something like, "The Hammer," "The Lady Leg," or "The Gus"? Or just use the name I've heard in the past: The Pilsner. It fits perfectly.