Monday Moanin'

Only in Deliverance country. From the woods of northern Georgia: Two men claim they've bagged Bigfoot, and they say they have the hairy corpse of the legendary creature stored away in a freezer. . . . They have so far offered three different tales so far about how they came to find the creature: In one, the animal was shot by a former felon, and the men followed it into the woods. In a second version, they found a "family of Bigfoot" in North Georgia mountains. In the third, the two were hiking and stumbled upon the corpse with open wounds. I fear these here boys is gonna make damn fools of themselves.

If you want to learn more, check out their Bigfoot site. It's actually pretty impressive, but then click on "Tracker Team." They don't exactly look like Marlin Perkins.
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Already thinking about my daughters' weddings and the cost, this looks pretty good: A cheap wedding, complete with inflatable gazebos: