Brews You Can Use
Holy stumbler, Batman! State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent - the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.
I went to a couple of blood alcohol level calculator sites to figure out how many beers I'd have to drink to reach .491, and I couldn't get an answer. They wouldn't let me input that many.
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The article above has the following information: "A level of 0.30 is classified as stupor, 0.4 is comatose and 0.5 is considered fatal."
I haven't been this titillated until learning in high school that "moron," "imbecile," and "idiot" have actual scientific meanings in IQ studies.
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Heroes are made every day: An Australian man convicted of his seventh drink-driving charge was spending about A$1,000 ($972) a week on beer . . .
Okay, the drunk driving part wasn't heroic. And I guess maybe the $972 weekly vice wasn't either. But that type of endurance is worth something.
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My favorite drunk-driving video of all time:
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