You might be lethargic if:
10. Kneeling and standing during church cause you to break a sweat.
9. You break a sweat taking a shower.
8. You have nightmares about losing your TV remote.
7. You've tried to scam a handicap license plate.
6. You think Internet surfing is a sport.
5. You go to the store because it's such a nice day.
4. Any distance over fifty yards is presumptively a car drive.
3. You didn't know they made adult-sized bicycles.
2. You don't think you can make it to the end of this list without a nap (then again, maybe that's the list-assembler's fault).
1. You need a rest after your bowel movements.
