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# Tuesday Miscellany
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/6089/
- Published: 2008-06-10T11:16:42.000Z
- Updated: 2008-06-10T11:16:42.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Maybe it was Kitty Dukakis' granddaughter: [A supermarket refused to sell barbecue sauce to a 25-year-old customer because it contained a tiny amount of alcohol. Staff also refused to sell the bottle to her brother-in-law, Philip Dover, 27, who did have ID, because they believed he would just give the bottle to Miss Birchell](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2887269.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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Dumbest invention since the gasoline-powered condom: [The rotating ice cream cone](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2103157/Rotating-ice-cream-for-lazy-lickers.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). It's designed for those who get tired while licking.  
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Your spouse may have a porn problem if . . . [Eight warning signs to look for](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364749,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) (PG-13). Warning: Heavy-dose-of-common-sense link. Sample: "He has developed a strong interest in sexual practices that seem a little out of left field." Ohhhh, so many potential jokes, so little time.  
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Criminy, what's next? They want to take over the Hagia Sophia? [Churches in Belgium are to be turned into mosques as Christian congregations decline while Muslims demand more places to worship](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/2095688/Belgium's-dwindling-churches-to-be-converted-into-mosques.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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I am VD Legend: [Study: One-Fourth Of NYC Residents Have Herpes](http://wcbstv.com/local/herpes.new.york.2.743868.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). When do we get to blow up the bridges to prevent New Yorkers from getting out?