Tuesday Miscellany

Maybe it was Kitty Dukakis' granddaughter: A supermarket refused to sell barbecue sauce to a 25-year-old customer because it contained a tiny amount of alcohol. Staff also refused to sell the bottle to her brother-in-law, Philip Dover, 27, who did have ID, because they believed he would just give the bottle to Miss Birchell.
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Dumbest invention since the gasoline-powered condom: The rotating ice cream cone. It's designed for those who get tired while licking.
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Your spouse may have a porn problem if . . . Eight warning signs to look for (PG-13). Warning: Heavy-dose-of-common-sense link. Sample: "He has developed a strong interest in sexual practices that seem a little out of left field." Ohhhh, so many potential jokes, so little time.
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Criminy, what's next? They want to take over the Hagia Sophia? Churches in Belgium are to be turned into mosques as Christian congregations decline while Muslims demand more places to worship.
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I am VD Legend: Study: One-Fourth Of NYC Residents Have Herpes. When do we get to blow up the bridges to prevent New Yorkers from getting out?