The Saturday Eudemon

Not much today. The office calls, then Meg's soccer game, then baseball field clean-up, then a First Communion party, then two more First Communion parties. Interspersed in there: ordinary large-family stuff and carting children to other events.

One quick thing, though:

A Romanian man has lodged an official complaint with the local trading standards agency after he got drunk on a single can of beer.
Iancu Boroi, 35, said he had bought the beer at a local supermarket in Arges in southern Romania but was so drunk after drinking just one can that he nearly passed out.

Sounds like liquid gold. Half a can is all it takes. Something tells me this brewery is about to hit the jackpot. Its beer could become a fad with the youth, who'll mix it with Red Bull or some such confounded thing. And/or it could become big with the winos: a bottle of ripple in one hand, a can of this stuff in the other.

Enjoy your weekend.

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