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# Saturday Stuff
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5970/
- Published: 2008-03-15T10:43:49.000Z
- Updated: 2008-03-15T10:43:49.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

The *National Catholic Register* has started a Pope watch blog: **[Pope2008.com](http://www.pope2008.com/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)**. It'll cover the Pope's trip to the United States. The cyber-place to be this papal visit.  
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A few jokes I received yesterday:

1\. A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

2\. Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."  
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How much does she charge?

![HillarySpitzer.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/HillarySpitzer.jpg)

  
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[John Zmirak remembers the day Geraldine Ferraro came to his parish in Queens](http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/gerry%5Fand%5Fthe%5Fmooley/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com):

> Ferraro was ready for that one. “I'm glad you asked that, Sweetie. You know that I'm a Catholic, and I try to be a good one.” She glanced at the priest, who smiled. Or maybe he winked. “That's why I'm personally opposed to abortion. I think it's a tragedy. But I have a daughter, and I love her very much. If something were to happen to her...” She looked a little choked up. “If she were to be raped by a...” Then she used the word, and the way she used it tapped into the deepest anxieties of all those mamas and grandmas. “By a”¦ mugger...”

> She paused for full effect. This was New York City in the 80s, when street crime raged--albeit not in our neighborhood, but that didn't seem to matter. “I'd want her to have the CHOICE about what to do. That's my personal belief.”

> Dolorosa sat down, relieved, and applause smattered through the room. Ferraro had used the right word, so vivid and memorable--only two letters away from the word she really meant everyone to hear. A “mugger.”