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# The Wednesday Eudemon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5965/
- Published: 2008-03-12T11:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2008-03-12T11:00:19.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Well, I doubt I can top yesterday's popularity (hatred, whatever). Fifty comments, which is easily a TDE record. I'm not sure a post has ever topped 20, and I know a post has never received more than 30\. So, what do I dis for an encore? Mother Teresa? Naw, that just wouldn't be right. If you start acting like Christopher Hitchens, heaven forbid you'll start looking like him. I'll go back to a more light-hearted approach.  
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Advertising coming to Wikipedia? [Is this in the future](http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/189/smokeiw2.jpg?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)? [Via](http://digg.com/tech%5Fnews/How%5FAdvertising%5FWill%5FDestroy%5FWikipedia%5FExtreme%5FExample?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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[Dawn Wells, the actress that played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party in Idaho . . . Wells is now serving a three hour tour six months of unsupervised probation for the crime](http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/11/mary-ann-busted-with-mary-jane/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

Hey, if I'd spent my hottest years living with Gilligan, I'd be smoking dope the rest of my life, too.  
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[At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VBB9D00&show%5Farticle=1&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). In other news, statistics show statutory rape has declined.  
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[The Telegraph is revealing the 100 most beautiful cars ever made](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml?xml=/motoring/2008/03/10/mfcars1.xml&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). It's a great set of pictures so far, but it doesn't appear my 2000 Chevy Venture mini-van made the cut.  
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Some people say a rosary, others help in other ways whose effectiveness is not immediately clear: [A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2764595.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).