The Wednesday Eudemon

Well, I doubt I can top yesterday's popularity (hatred, whatever). Fifty comments, which is easily a TDE record. I'm not sure a post has ever topped 20, and I know a post has never received more than 30. So, what do I dis for an encore? Mother Teresa? Naw, that just wouldn't be right. If you start acting like Christopher Hitchens, heaven forbid you'll start looking like him. I'll go back to a more light-hearted approach.
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Advertising coming to Wikipedia? Is this in the future? Via.
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Dawn Wells, the actress that played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party in Idaho . . . Wells is now serving a three hour tour six months of unsupervised probation for the crime.

Hey, if I'd spent my hottest years living with Gilligan, I'd be smoking dope the rest of my life, too.
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At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease. In other news, statistics show statutory rape has declined.
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The Telegraph is revealing the 100 most beautiful cars ever made. It's a great set of pictures so far, but it doesn't appear my 2000 Chevy Venture mini-van made the cut.
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Some people say a rosary, others help in other ways whose effectiveness is not immediately clear: A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.