Saturday Stuff

Fighting the gag reflex: Instead of ducking the limelight billionaires are setting up Web sites and blogs to manage their images and brag about accomplishments in areas like philanthropy and social activism. Suddenly everyone's Mother Teresa.
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How long until they consummate it? A 101-year-old Italian man is to marry his 98-year-old girlfriend after a courtship of more than half a century.
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Hell hath no fury like this inferno: A Chinese news agency says a spurned Chinese wife set fire to more than 400 cell phones owned by her and her husband after he walked out on their marriage. The guy oughtta just be happy that he doesn't have 400 penises.
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Long-time readers know I like lists. This one's pretty good: Eight ridiculous dance crazes.