Put a fork in my head. Over two hours spent at the 6th, 7th, 8th grade and high school Christmas band concert. I swear the bulk of it was spent watching the different groups warm up. Limited time this morning, but a few things:
The 12 Beers of Christmas. "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Wassail in a pear tree."
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Spartan-like resolve: A man says he used to drink 48 cans of lager and two bottles of brandy every day. But 28-year-old Sean Whiteside has pledged to beat his demons for good after cutting down his boozing - to 30 cans a day. He takes four beers to bed every night. I'm thinking he might have a drinking problem.
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A leading newspaper of degenerate Scotland has added a tab dedicated to "alcohol and binge drinking." Something tells me I'll be stopping by that tab every Friday morning for now on.
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Don't get mad at us. If the sermons won't so long, we wouldn't need one:
Hip flask in a Bible:
