Imprison this Guy with the Amorous Sadists

According to the Associated Press, a man convicted in the nation's first felony case against illegal spamming was sentenced to nine years in prison. Jeremy Jaynes sent millions of spam e-mails, and his operations grossed up to $750,000 per month.

We wonder if Jaynes was the guy sending all those "enlargement" spams. If Eric Scheske had bought each one of those, he wouldn't be able to get his pants on today.