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# Tuesday Trifles
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5781/
- Published: 2007-11-06T11:49:03.000Z
- Updated: 2007-11-06T11:49:03.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

[And when we're done huffing this crap, we'll drink the bong water](http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Freaks. [Smoking Gun story on same topic](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). . . . [A Mesa woman was arrested Saturday after police said she pulled down her pants during an argument with a neighbor](http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/1105abrk-exposure1105.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). The significance? She used to be a he. Some innate animal urges just can't be changed, even with artificial hormones and a scalpel. . . . [Santa is being told to shed pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a "good example" for children.](http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23419630-details/Santa+told+to+slim+down+for+Christmas+to+'set+a+good+example'+to+children/article.do?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) The pictures accompanying the story indicate it's a satire, but the story itself ain't too funny. I think these pinheads are really trying to slim down the Old Boy. . . [Black family stayed enslaved until 1961](http://nubianwaves.com/slavery-continued-until-1961-for-wall-family?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). It's apparently real. I was going to make a joke about the Japanese chap on Gilligan's Island, but the slave story is pretty sad. . . . [Jay Anderson at Pro Ecclesia](http://proecclesia.blogspot.com/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) got picked up at *The Washington Times* this morning: ["\[Britney Spears\] may not be 'fat,' but she's definitely a skank who is going out of her way to offend Catholics \[with the cover art of her new album, 'Blackout,' featuring a photo portraying her with a priest in a confession booth\]. . . .".](http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071106/CULTURE/111060043/1015&ref=thedailyeudemon.com)