And when we're done huffing this crap, we'll drink the bong water. Freaks. Smoking Gun story on same topic. . . . A Mesa woman was arrested Saturday after police said she pulled down her pants during an argument with a neighbor. The significance? She used to be a he. Some innate animal urges just can't be changed, even with artificial hormones and a scalpel. . . . Santa is being told to shed pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a "good example" for children. The pictures accompanying the story indicate it's a satire, but the story itself ain't too funny. I think these pinheads are really trying to slim down the Old Boy. . . Black family stayed enslaved until 1961. It's apparently real. I was going to make a joke about the Japanese chap on Gilligan's Island, but the slave story is pretty sad. . . . Jay Anderson at Pro Ecclesia got picked up at The Washington Times this morning: "[Britney Spears] may not be 'fat,' but she's definitely a skank who is going out of her way to offend Catholics [with the cover art of her new album, 'Blackout,' featuring a photo portraying her with a priest in a confession booth]. . . .".
