Tuesday Miscellany

Hand-cut swastika in a field of corn. People are pretty worried. I find hate and wannabe haters boring. I am, however, impressed with the proportionate cut-job the Nazi clowns pulled off. Check out the picture at the site.
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Okay, I'll vomit now: A supporter of Rudy Giuliani's is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign. [Get it? Rudy saw the country through 9/11 (he did, right?), and now they're raising NINE dollars and ELEVEN cents from a lot of people, which is also a testimony to Rudy's concern for the little guy.]
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Robot can deliver coffee. When they make one that can help in the bathroom, sales will really take off.
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The great Occidental culture: A Swedish television presenter has become a hit on YouTube after she vomited live on air but continued with the show. Warning: Link contains kinda gross picture.
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Angling for a gig on Letterman: James Razsa, pool boy to George H.W. Bush: "If every American had to pool-boy for these people for a day, you'd have a revolution on your hands." I wonder if pool-boys are required to sign any sort of confidentiality or non-defamatory agreement.
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I wonder if they have training seminars in Utah that help men avoid such gaffs: Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

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This piece about freaks who put hooks into themselves is hard to categorize. I wouldn't call it pro-life, pro-choice, or even neutral. It's arguably not about the dead baby at all. But the dead baby seems to be hanging there, too. Very weird.