The Tuesday Eudemon

I'm surprised there aren't more stories of such confusion:

A bouncer at a popular restaurant in Manhattan's Greenwich Village neighbourhood ejected a lesbian customer from the women's bathroom after last month's gay pride march because she looked too masculine.

Maybe restaurants should be required to install a third bathroom. Just call it "Free for All" or some such thing. If you've messed with your appearance to the extent no one can tell for certain what you are, you go in there. To offset the cost of putting in the extra relief station, the restaurants should be allowed to install one-way windows and charge circus-like peek fees (decency would prohibit views inside the stalls).
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Its initials really stand for "Everybody Undress": The European Union has made a 'soft porn' promotional film showing 18 couples having sex. The EU is certainly big on promoting the sexually-charged culture. There's an important connection here--centralized government and promotion of sex--but I don't have time to get into it now. Just think "progressive utopianism" and Huxley's Brave New World.
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I'm siding with the accused attacker on this one. (Disgusting story; you've been warned.)
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Everything you need to know about aspirin (one of my favorite drugs). Excerpt:

Aspirin is what you might call nature's little wonder drug. It relieves pain, lowers fevers, fights heart disease and strokes, and now seems to prevent colon cancer. All that from tree bark. Sure it might cause you to bleed profusely from the gut, but it's still one of the most trusted and widely used medicines in human history.

Acetylsalicylic acid (ASA) is derived from salicylic acid, a compound found naturally in the bark of the willow tree. Its use dates back as far as the fifth century BC, when Hippocrates himself wrote about a powder from willow bark that remedied pain and lowered fever.

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I thought this was a spoof at first, but it doesn't appear to be (though I admittedly didn't read the entire three pages of tripe): How to marry a rich guy. Excerpt:

Marrying a billionaire is not beyond your grasp, as long as you're willing to work hard toward your goal. (Yes, hard work - albeit of a different kind - is still a requisite for achieving wealth.)

You will first need to identify the billionaires in your area (or their relatives) and learn their marital status. Then you'll have to study their businesses, hangouts, pets, favorite philanthropies, artists, music and vacation spots.