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# The Quick-Hitting Eudemon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5521/
- Published: 2007-05-31T10:32:21.000Z
- Updated: 2007-05-31T10:32:21.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

This is nothing. Many Americans sleepwalk their entire lives away: [American doctors are preparing to chill volunteers into a state of suspended animation that could keep them asleep for months.](http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article1845294.ece?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)  
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First I read about the reverse scam artists that I posted about yesterday, today I read this: [US prosecutors said they captured on Wednesday a nefarious Internet marketer responsible so much junk e-mail they called him "Spam King." . . . If convicted as charged, Soloway will face a maximum sentence of more than 65 years in prison and a fine of 250,000 dollars.](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070530205449.9ue7id2d&show%5Farticle=1&ref=thedailyeudemon.com) Put him in maximum security with the sodomites. (Okay, I'm not feeling particularly merciful today.)  
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Further evidence that you can find anything at Wal-Mart: [A woman's fall in a puddle of vomit has resulted in a lawsuit against Wal-Mart. June Medema, slipped in the vomit at a Davenport Wal-Mart on June 13, 2005, according to the lawsuit, filed by Medema and her husband, James, in Scott County District Court earlier this month.](http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PETQR00&show%5Farticle=1&ref=thedailyeudemon.com)  
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I can see this: [A man fainted at the mention of a testicle jab during a talk by a fertility expert](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2355592.html?menu=news.quirkies&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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[I like a guy who's unequivocal in his decision making](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2354307.html?menu=news.quirkies&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). I also like his sense of timing (see third paragraph):

> A German bricklayer, who accused his girlfriend of liking her pet guinea pig more than him, killed the pet and turned it into a “romantic” dinner for two.

> Lara Hochner, 23, from Darmstadt only found out what had happened when she went to her beloved pet Rudi after the candle-lit meal, to make sure he had enough food and water.

> When she realised he was not there, her 29-year-old boyfriend Werner Brenner admitted that the couple had just eaten the animal.

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[The free market turns to capture the obese sector](http://www.startribune.com/484/story/1214866.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

> The products are in "LivingXL,'' an online and print catalog launched in May by the parent company of Casual Male XL, the nation's largest chain of men's plus-size clothing and apparel stores. Casual Male Retail Group hopes to parlay the marketing know-how from its 500 stores into the largely untapped market for specialty products that make life easier for the growing population of obese men and women.