The Tigers' 8-game winning streak snapped last night, and I didn't win any prizes at the golf scramble.
But I hit the ball well. A few years ago, I adopted a novel approach to golf: I use the same club on every shot that is more than 90 yards from the green, and I use a half swing. I remembered hearing years ago that a person can shave a lot of strokes off his game by using the same club on every shot and merely adjusting the strength of the swing. The problem is, after the strokes come off, the person's game will never get much better: fast improvement, low ceiling. Well, since I only play two times a year, that didn't really matter to me, so I grabbed The Perfect Club (a hybrid iron/wood that I borrow from my two-handicap nephew) and use it for almost all my shots. I also use only a half swing to further reduce the number of errors, just like those older men whose range is limited, but consistently plop the ball 150 yards down the middle of the fairway. It seems to work. My game isn't exciting, but it's steady and reliable. I'll see how it goes in July when I hit the links for the second time this year.
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I'm sure it's safe, built with only the best Communist-made chains: The world's highest swing has been set up on an 1,100ft TV tower in China.
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The occident should kiss this guy's feet for setting a better example:
A 96-year-old man in Portsmouth, England, still living in the house in which he was born says he doesn't understand why people move around so much.
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The current sex rage is linked to throat cancer. It's one disease after another with the sex culture. The wage of sin is death. If that's too heavy for you, just consult with Eddie Murphy, who lamented the parade of diseases and asked, "What's next? You put your **** in and it explodes?"
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Paris Hilton has asked the governor for a pardon. This chick is too much. If I were the judge, I would've also slapped her heckling and arrogant mother in jail for contempt.
