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# The Quick-Hitting Eudemon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5465/
- Published: 2007-05-02T10:43:32.000Z
- Updated: 2007-05-02T10:43:32.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

I've always thought environmentalism is consistent with the Christian idea of stewardship. It's not my fault that the environmentalists seem to have a disproportionate number of proponents who think and act otherwise: [Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won't find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of \`\`An Inconvenient Truth,'' former Vice President Al Gore's book about global warming](http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20670001&refer=us&sid=afIESX3LdgnQ&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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I detest porn, but this might be just a little too extreme: [The culture committee of the Iranian parliament approved on Monday a bill sentencing to death producers of 'pornography', videos and films deemed vulgar by the country's censorship.](http://www.adnki.com/index%5F2Level%5FEnglish.php?cat=Politics&loid=8.0.409897437&par=0&ref=thedailyeudemon.com) Of course, the porn idiots in our country will now insist that death sentence laws ineluctably follow any effort to curb pornography.  
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[Thirteen things you wouldn't know if it weren't for the movies](http://www.scribd.com/doc/40294/Things-you-would-never-know-if-it-werent-for-the-movies?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Pretty good list.

> You're very likely to survive any battle in a war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

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Test this guy's BAL: [A US man who was stabbed nine times told police he couldn't identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2313591.html?menu=news.quirkies&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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To quote *Fast Times at Ridgemont High's* Spicoli: "Faaag." [A German petrol station manager called police after a naked woman pulled up and asked him to fill up her tank](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F2313614.html?menu=news.quirkies&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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Blown commission: [Realtor shows house to prospective buyers. Buyers find owner's corpse](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD%5FDEAD%5FTOUR?SITE=CASAN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-05-01-23-18-45&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).  
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The Stalin tradition of euphemisms continues: [A Chinese judge charged with corruption died in his cell from "adult sudden death syndrome", Xinhua news agency said today](http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21648151-1702,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).