I've always thought environmentalism is consistent with the Christian idea of stewardship. It's not my fault that the environmentalists seem to have a disproportionate number of proponents who think and act otherwise: Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won't find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of ``An Inconvenient Truth,'' former Vice President Al Gore's book about global warming.
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I detest porn, but this might be just a little too extreme: The culture committee of the Iranian parliament approved on Monday a bill sentencing to death producers of 'pornography', videos and films deemed vulgar by the country's censorship. Of course, the porn idiots in our country will now insist that death sentence laws ineluctably follow any effort to curb pornography.
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Thirteen things you wouldn't know if it weren't for the movies. Pretty good list.
You're very likely to survive any battle in a war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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Test this guy's BAL: A US man who was stabbed nine times told police he couldn't identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing.
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To quote Fast Times at Ridgemont High's Spicoli: "Faaag." A German petrol station manager called police after a naked woman pulled up and asked him to fill up her tank.
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Blown commission: Realtor shows house to prospective buyers. Buyers find owner's corpse.
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The Stalin tradition of euphemisms continues: A Chinese judge charged with corruption died in his cell from "adult sudden death syndrome", Xinhua news agency said today.
