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# Riding the Hell Express
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5401/
- Published: 2007-03-28T12:10:38.000Z
- Updated: 2007-03-28T12:10:38.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

[Man steals statue of Virgin Mary from cemetery, paints it to look like a clown, and poses with it for Myspace page](http://wcco.com/local/local%5Fstory%5F085221321.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

Stories like these always remind me of Eddie Murphy's routine about Mehmet Ali Agca riding the Hell Express: "And they shot the Pope. I mean, who would shoot the Pope? What's your intention in shooting the Pope unless you're saying, 'Look, I want to go to hell and I don't want to stand in line?' I mean, whoever shot the Pope, they'll say to him, 'You shot the Pope? Get in the express line, \[expletive\].'"