Leno

Man, Leno was apparently on fire last night:

Did you see all those people protesting while President Bush was in Latin America? Bush hasn't had that many people shouting "Gringo go home!” since his last trip to L.A.
Thirty towns in Vermont have voted to impeach President Bush, but Bush says he doesn't care what a bunch of Canadians think.
Vice President Cheney tripped today. Luckily Scooter Libby was there to take the fall.
Last week NASA fired that crazy astronaut Lisa Nowak. Apparently there was no place at NASA for an unstable woman. The good news? Today she was hired as co-host of "The View.”

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