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# The Thursday Eudemon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5365/
- Published: 2007-03-08T11:38:19.000Z
- Updated: 2007-03-08T11:38:19.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

Great defense. [A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern%5Fireland/6425333.stm?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) Who wouldn't buy that explanation?

Kinda cool: [The Top 25 crimes of the century](http://www.time.com/time/2007/crimes/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Look at the left sidebar for a listing. The female elf dude didn't make the list.

Quarter-pounder, meet the one-third pounder: Fast-food chain McDonald's is testing a bigger high-end Angus burger that costs a little bit more for the extra weight, according to a published report Wednesday. [ McDonald's making big people bigger.](http://money.cnn.com/2007/03/07/news/companies/mcdonalds%5Fburger/index.htm?eref=rss%5Ftopstories&ref=thedailyeudemon.com)

I guess Wikipedia has a left-wing slant. It got past me all this time, but the [Conservapedia](http://www.conservapedia.com/Main%5FPage?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) is out to remedy it. What the heck, I'll bookmark it.

Another judge without a sense of humor: [A man convicted of shoving a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat was sentenced Wednesday to six years in prison.](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257629,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) All joking aside, the woman almost died from a blocked airway. The guy's defense is almost as good as the female elf: he said she intentionally put the phone in her own mouth after he asked her whom she had been calling.

[Rosie suffers from depression](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257461,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Who's surprised? The mean people are often mean because they feel mean. And when you're depressed, you feel mean. Now, if she's so cottin-pickin' depressed, I'm not sure why she's out adopting children with her lesbian partner, but I suspect that's just part of the sad convoluted puzzle that is Rosie.

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