Great defense. A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard. Who wouldn't buy that explanation?
Kinda cool: The Top 25 crimes of the century. Look at the left sidebar for a listing. The female elf dude didn't make the list.
Quarter-pounder, meet the one-third pounder: Fast-food chain McDonald's is testing a bigger high-end Angus burger that costs a little bit more for the extra weight, according to a published report Wednesday. McDonald's making big people bigger.
I guess Wikipedia has a left-wing slant. It got past me all this time, but the Conservapedia is out to remedy it. What the heck, I'll bookmark it.
Another judge without a sense of humor: A man convicted of shoving a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat was sentenced Wednesday to six years in prison. All joking aside, the woman almost died from a blocked airway. The guy's defense is almost as good as the female elf: he said she intentionally put the phone in her own mouth after he asked her whom she had been calling.
Rosie suffers from depression. Who's surprised? The mean people are often mean because they feel mean. And when you're depressed, you feel mean. Now, if she's so cottin-pickin' depressed, I'm not sure why she's out adopting children with her lesbian partner, but I suspect that's just part of the sad convoluted puzzle that is Rosie.
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