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# Friday Me
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5320/
- Published: 2007-02-16T11:36:23.000Z
- Updated: 2007-02-16T11:36:23.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

Friday is here, and I'm taking most of the day off. I have a few writing projects to work on and some books to read. It's not exactly the agenda of a wild and crazy guy, but I'll take it.

Reminder: I'm looking for manly blogs. [See this link for more details](https://thedailyeudemon.com/5312/). Email link on left (ejscheske@yahoo.com).

A couple of great lines from *The Office* last night (both rough quotes):

Michael: "Mr. Handel was a great teacher. He was cool. He told us great jokes. He even hooked up with one of the students. \[Pause\] But then twelve others came forward. \[Pause\] It really ruined eighth grade."

Dwight, talking about his superstitious beliefs: "I shot a werewolf once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."

Odd consumer news: [Furniture that stores guns](http://www.innofab.com/prod.htm?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). In case, you know, James Bond is coming to dinner and you want the upperhand.

[How evil are you?](http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) 36% here. The questionnaire is a little too lengthy and a few of the questions are, well, questionable. 100%, I'm guessing, is perfect evil. Evil, though, is nothing more than a privation (God is the source of all that exists, so all that exists must be good; anything that isn't good must not, ontologically-speaking, have existence). It seems like perfect evil should be 0\. Maybe I'm taking this questionnaire too seriously.

**Brews You Can Use**

[More heresy, but it rings sympathetic](http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=6072400&ref=thedailyeudemon.com):

> College towns where students tend to party a little too hearty are looking at ways to defray the costs of keeping them in check. One idea: a four-cent-a-bottle beer tax to pay for safety-force overtime.

Neat picture. Rustic, but pretty. That's a tough combination:

![Kegs.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Kegs.jpg)

[Sixteenth-century inn voted best pub in England](http://www.realbeer.com/blog/?p=416&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). That's an excellent honor, like being named the best-lookin' girl in the SI swimsuit issue, the best actor on Broadway, the best writer at The Atlantic Monthly, or the most-prolific homosexual at the bathhouse.

A great picture:

![Benedictbeer.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Benedictbeer.jpg)

Sounds like this groomer had too many brews he could use: [A Gig Harbor woman says she was "freaked out" while giving her dog a bath when its ear floated away. The woman, Anni Sheriffius, told KIRO-TV that she believes a groomer cut off the dog's ear and tried to glue it back on with super glue](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252241,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

PSUA: P[ublic service urinal announcement](http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=246964&ref=thedailyeudemon.com):

> New Mexico . . . has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

Seems to me such a message could have a squelching effect on drinking prior to that last pit stop.