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# Vegas and Marching Band Max
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5297/
- Published: 2007-01-29T11:46:46.000Z
- Updated: 2007-01-29T11:46:46.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

I don't post many pictures of my children, primarily because I don't want to bore people. But I thought I'd pass along these two pictures of Max (3). He's in his "marching band" outfit:

![Marching Band Max III.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Marching-20Band-20Max-20III.jpg)

![Marching Band Max.jpg](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Marching-20Band-20Max.jpg)

The heck if we can figure out why the red bib is part of the outfit, and the Dr. Seuss-ish hat is an insult to band members everywhere, but there it is. If I could figure out the mind of a three-year-old, I could move mountains.

On the seedier side of life: "[The Diocese of Las Vegas placed Our Lady of Las Vegas Catholic Church priest George Chaanine on administrative leave as police investigated a Friday evening assault at the church, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported Sunday](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247878,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)." I'm not much interested in the story. The church's name cracks me up, though. "Our Lady of Las Vegas." Who's its patron saint? I think Ignatius of Loyola had a gambling problem as a youth. Maybe it's him. ("Las Vegas," incidentally, means "The Meadows" or "The Grasslands" [acc'd to Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las%5FVegas,%5FNevada?ref=thedailyeudemon.com); I never knew that.)

[*Epic Movie* was the weekend's box office winner](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247919,00.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). It looks like one of the most miserable pieces of trash ever crafted by the hands of Satan, so I looked up [Yahoo! user reviews, starting at the bottom](http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/drv?mid=1809786001&s=rt%5Fa&ref=thedailyeudemon.com). Pretty funny stuff (though not as good as some of the criticism I saw after that *Van Helsing*\--one of the worst movies I've ever seen):

> Anyone that liked this movie must be pre-teen or had recent head trauma. I could feel my intelligence level dropping with every passing minute. . . .

> A SCATHING GLIMPSE AT WHAT TOO MUCH DRUGS LIQUOR AND MENTAL RETARDATION COUPLED WITH ACCESS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY CAN DO TO THE MOTION PICTURE CRATIVE PROCESS. . . .

> ROBOT MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE PLAYS LIKE HAMLET COMPARED TO THIS. . .

> After the conclusion of this...this "film"...a horde of us grabbed some torches and pitchforks and stormed the projectionist's booth. We found him quivering in the corner, sobbing like a girl and begging for mercy. . . .

Overall, Yahoo! users gave it a C+, which is low. Y users are pretty generous reviewers.

That's it for now. Computer problems last night hindered by blogging, and now the week starts running.