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The Beer Site

The number one beer website in the world is The Beer Advocate. That, anyway, according to The Beer Now Conference..

Actually, it ranks The Beer Advocate second, but Heineken is number one, so I don't count it. The Heineken site isn't a beer site, as much as it's a . . . Heineken beer site, dedicated (I assume) to Heineken products, not beer in general.

But The Beer Advocate is dedicated to all types of beers. I like to scroll through its pages, just to read the names of the different beers that are flooding the market. It's like reading a list of punk rock bands. Just from this morning's list of featured beers:

Pliny for President
Voodoo Ranger
Lush Puppy

The site is awfully active, allowing for input from the public, including this open thread of beer jokes, which is definitely worth checking out. Sample:

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean.....against walls, chairs and tables.
A bum walked up to a man and asked for two dollars. The man asked, "Will you buy booze with it?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"