Slow Tuesday

I got up this morning with 45 minutes to surf the Internet and do some blogging. And what did I find? Nothing, unless you count this: Police "are hunting a man who stood on a conveyor belt and urinated on a till at a supermarket." That's a pretty good hazing requirement, but it doesn't really merit much comment. The guy is (i) mentally sick, (i) drunk, (iii) a colorful opponent of the federal reserve system, or (vi) against American capitalism. There are no other options, though the fourth one has different possibilities. He could be a Muslim, a socialist, a distributist (though that's highly unlikely), a beatnik, or an anarchist.

Just a few things to keep in mind the next time you relieve yourself.

And if you need more stimulation, you might want to think of this guy lying on his back for years: A graffiti artist is recreating the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in a rundown building in Iowa.