I'll be working late tonight, honey!
Perfect news for Friday morning: "People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers, according to a US study that highlighted 'social capital' gained from drinking."
More on the social capital angle:
"Drinkers typically tend to be more social than abstainers."
The researchers said their empirical survey backed up the theory, and said the most likely explanation is that drinkers have a wider range of social contacts that help provide better job and business opportunities.
"Drinkers may be able to socialize more with clients and co-workers, giving drinkers an advantage in important relationships," the researchers said.
"Drinking may also provide individuals with opportunities to learn people, business, and social skills."
Certainly makes sense. The quickest way to make a friend is to buy him a drink. I'm one of the most frugally conservative people I know, but I'm liberal when it comes to buying drinks for people.