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# Why I Don't Jog
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/5002/
- Published: 2006-09-07T10:29:51.000Z
- Updated: 2006-09-07T10:29:51.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

> A jogger who took a wrong turn during a lunch-time run in Florida ended up stuck in a swamp for four days.

> Volunteers searching for Eddie Meadows, 62, eventually found him 'stuck like glue' in a bog, reports The Times.

> Mr Meadows calmly asked his rescuers: "Do you have a phone? I want to call my wife."

> He also asked for water and chocolate, before insisting that he should finish his run, jogging a short distance before he was helped to a waiting ambulance.

[Link](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F1985285.html?menu=news.quirkies&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

I'm assuming Eddie was a bit delusional after the four-day ordeal. If not, I'm assuming Eddie is a little nuts.