Drudge Headlines Over the Past 12 Hours and My Reactions
"All 50 states under disaster declaration for first time in history": That didn't happen when Masked Singer debuted?
"Unclear whether patients are immune to second infection": And what, exactly, has been clear throughout this entire thing?
"Starving, angry, cannibalistic: Rats getting desperate": I thought at first that they were talking about the Masked Singer viewing audience.
"Health or Wealth: Nations pressured to loosen rules": Frick, I'd just be happy if Michigan had a coherent line of reasoning in theirs.
"Surveillance thrives": Surveillance and Statistics: The Erections of the State.
"Flight attendants and pilots question safety": They should try being stuck in tight chairs when the fat lady in front of you keeps passing gas.
"Abundance of natural light, fresh air keys to keeping virus out": Good to hear. Walking and gardening are the order of the day for me. I don't know what to tell the golfers in Michigan, however, who aren't allowed to golf for some unknown reason.
"Deaths top 22,000": I thought they were supposed to top 100,000 by now.
"Men stashing sperm": I'm never buying a used car ever again.
"Truckers struggle to find bathrooms, rest stops": I thought they urinated in bottles?
"Truckers struggle to find bathrooms, rest stops": Yet another blow to the gay sex community.
"Truckers struggle to find bathrooms": This same thing almost cost me my marriage.
"Will voters want president who feels their pain?" Sorry, but Bill is termed out under the 22nd Amendment.
